So, what's the deal here with this blog?

I am a foreign woman living in Istanbul. This blog's sole purpose, for better or worse, is to provide pure, guilt-free entertainment through the re-telling of my experiences being stalked in the city. It happens often, so regular posting is easy. Stop by to have a laugh in-between gory world news and your boring day job.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Sorrrryyyy

I haven't posted in a couple of days. I have been stalked, however. Sorry for not telling you about this, but I've been quite busy teaching and writing and just plain living.

Will post tonight.

Here's a pic to cool you down. The reason for this pic is to remind of something: Turkish men are often a very superior level of hot. They can also be a ghastly level of ugly, but let's not display such corruption of gene codes on here.

I'm pretty sure this is a pic of the infamous Tarkan, the Turk representative of the wuld, who spreads bom bom lyrics all over the uth. He's not really what I would go for, but most Western women fall over in "Oh my gawd, he is sooooo freaking hot" when they see this guy.

Imagine this guy stalking you. You MUST say no, cause he might also be equipping his basement with chains, locks, and S&M gear on the side.

So, here is that "Turkish level of super hot" that makes us foreign gurls retarded. If this is not Tarkan, well whatever. Tarkan looks like this. A whole bunch of the bastards look like this.


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